Join me in the Earth's destrucion

Ask if you must   Damn right you're gonna submit   Watch what happens when a gold heart meets a malicious mind

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

image

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— 3 hours ago with 165650 notes

dalbear:

unclefather:

*watches porn with the sound muted so i can make up my own backstory* 

"She’s opening a cupcake shop and he just thinks it’s such a great idea."

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— 3 hours ago with 1085 notes

menthuthuyoupi:

thekookykrab:

menthuthuyoupi:

How do I politely bring up the 19 Dick Minimum Rule to a girl I’m starting to see???

what is 19 dick minimum rule

I can’t date you seriously if you haven’t at least encountered 19 different dicks in ya life 

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— 3 hours ago with 301 notes
servbot42:

ispeaktetris:

speaking of GameCube controllers that have totally changed my life

*shows up to a pro smash tournament with this*

servbot42:

ispeaktetris:

speaking of GameCube controllers that have totally changed my life

*shows up to a pro smash tournament with this*

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— 4 hours ago with 3029 notes

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

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— 4 hours ago with 81853 notes